The SQUATTER

I thought I would take a few minutes to educate our readers about the "SQUATTER" potty!  Aimed for those who have never travelled to this end of the world!  This is a time when I wish I had a penis! I dread them and thankfully we don't come across them often but here and there they appear…..and when ya gotta go, ya gotta go!  We went for dinner last night and of course I "had to go" so I walked back to the restroom and f*%#$ there it was….I walked out and said "shit, it's the squatter," grabbed some napkins and headed back (usually there is no toilet paper). Steps to using the squatter….1) lock door (if there is a door).  2) pull down pants.  3) squat and do your business…I suggest aiming at the hole or else you end up with a bit more splash on the legs.  4) wipe.  5) pull up pants 6) grab the pail that is floating in water beside the squatter in the bin, fill pail with water and dump in hole in the squatter. 7) wash hands. Yes, even the Queen has to use the Squatter!!!!!  ***Tip: I suggest you find a western style toilet for #2!!!!

SQUATTER